I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

classics  

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

‘Cause my peanut butter’s too bootylicious for ya, babe

Jonathan Surratt
May 16th, 2021

Which came first: the chicken, the bacon or the ranch?

chicken  

Which came first: the chicken, the bacon or the ranch?

Everyone loves chicken. Everyone loves bacon. Not everyone loves ranch and those people are wrong.

Jonathan Surratt
March 28th, 2021