The Elena Ruz

classics   turkey  

The Elena Ruz

Would you like to be immortalized in sandwich form?

Jonathan Surratt
April 22nd, 2024

Count all these Monte Cristos

classics   pork  

Count all these Monte Cristos

I’m pretty sure it’s more than five.

Jonathan Surratt
December 20th, 2021

Middle-aged McMuffin

classics   copycat  

Middle-aged McMuffin

If you’re older than the Egg McMuffin you get emails from AARP.

Jonathan Surratt
December 6th, 2021

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

classics  

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

‘Cause my peanut butter’s too bootylicious for ya, babe

Jonathan Surratt
May 16th, 2021