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Count all these Monte Cristos
I’m pretty sure it’s more than five.
Jonathan Surratt
December 20th, 2021

Middle-aged McMuffin
If you’re older than the Egg McMuffin you get emails from AARP.
Jonathan Surratt
December 6th, 2021

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
‘Cause my peanut butter’s too bootylicious for ya, babe
Jonathan Surratt
May 16th, 2021